waaaaaaaaa
so long
hmmmmmmm.....
ok
ppl
rem to check on ur atires
cannot naughty naughty~
and rem to study hard too
There is no happiness except
in the realization that we
have accomplished something.
so ,
There are two things to
aim at in life; first to get
what you want, and after
that to enjoy it. Only the
wisest of mankind has
achieved the second.
ok...change topic le
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tell u all some jokes*
joke no#1:
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide.
He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
Ordinarily, Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended" is still defined as committing suicide. Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below at street level, but his suicide attempt probably would not have been successful because of the safety net. This caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
The room on the ninth floor from whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously, and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was his long standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident, that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was in fact Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over both the loss of his financial support and the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth-story window. The son had actually murdered himself, so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
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joke no#2
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
okok
getting tired rite
i'll end here~
+++++Shihua+++++
from the bottom of our hearts=D
9:10 PM
<>Saturday, August 06, 2005
hi all..
guess this should be my first entry here.. hope this message gets across..
Anyway, to start off..today's training.. quite a no. of unexpected 'surprises' pop out @ the end of session..din end in the way i intend it to be :(
so lemme 'finish' my lessons with the proper msg pass across now:)
some tasks for u girls:
1. all sec1-3s : pls photostate a copy of your common test results.
2. charis, pls help to lemme have a list of our inventory (our jackets/pants)
> sec1s will be joining the seniors to wear the 'penguin' suits in the near future, so need to keep track on the list
> capt/v-capt, pls help me to consolidate the 2 items above. thank u.
Next training w coach: 27-aug
sec 1s, we will have another mini-test on this date. time to buck-up for those who haven 'perform' today..
ok, coming back to today's training session, i was pretty taken aback by how much info the sec1s can picked up from my words. (i am sure you all can LISTEN much betta than this..) . It really starts wif whether you wan (or not) to listen. So at the end of the day, it still boils down to your
'ATTITUDE'
(the small word that really results in a big difference)
anyway, we shant dwell about it; shall move forward from here.
All girls pls kindly listen up:
WE REALLY NEEDA MOTIVATE ONE ANOTHER TO BUCK UP IN TRAINING!
I have the confidence that you girls can do much better than you currently are; the question now is ARE YOR WILLING TO BRING YOURSELF THERE?
btw, just for info:
Training will cease by sept holi.. all the way till after exams..
so pls do cerish the time you have for training in the coming few weeks
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-We work as team; we progress as a team.-
Quote for the season:
work SMART + play HARD
*** Believe you can go higher;
but u must first start with your first step. ***
-coach.
from the bottom of our hearts=D
11:59 PM
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<>Monday, August 01, 2005
hey...
*there will be training on:
*fridae [5/aug]
*saturdae [6/aug]
*sec ones:
remember to wear
house t or p.e. t on fridae
*study hard for the common test
*rmb to give jess the $10.20
<3<3<3>.<
ShihuA
from the bottom of our hearts=D
4:44 PM
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